Will shoot for food.

I'd love to listen to Zuckerberg testify in front of Congress.

@travisco_nabisco: We are talking about today's kids. You have to force them to play outside let alone near a stream like we use to.

@Basil Khan: His evergreen tree fell over.

I'm getting my kids the new iPod Touch for Christmas. That way they can talk to each other via facechat. I remember being a kid using shitty walkie talkies. Facechat would have blew my mind when I was eight. A much better value than buying DS and PSP games.

Who says Christmas comes only one time a year? Let this be a lesson to thieves everywhere.

I would like to see an Apple breakdown showing Macs, iPods, iPhone, Apps, movies, and music sales.

@Face Imploder: It's more like BA-WOOP! When you get a free life you hear BING! BING! BING! BING!

In my world there are three Star Wars movies made with cutting edge technology of the time.

@Lu10ntDn: Has John Williams been knighted? If he hasn't I am not officially referring to him as Sir John Williams from now on.

@JohnMora: Changing the fucking story isn't restoration. Everyone knew Han had to smoke Greedo or he would have been killed. Only a Stormtrooper would miss a shot from one foot away.

What's that little guy on the shelf doing?

The Pope cannot tell you what the Matrix is he can only show you.

@Orion126: "Where's the Beef?"

Come on Jesus, take a poll on the street and ask people what company they think of when you say "There's an app for that". By getting the TM Apple is protecting themselves from future legal action against someone trying to 'borrow' their shtick. It doesn't seem any different than Nike using "Just do It". It's what…

There is enough magic in Harry Potter without 3-D. May the fad die an awful death.

@goldfarb: Golem?

Love the headline Giz:

@Timmy: Episode IV ANH wont see screens until 2015.