If I was Steve Jobs, I would wear lounge pants, my wifebeater, a robe, and sandals. Sort of like Hugh Heff + the Dude.

This is in England so the laws are probably much different that in the U.S.

I use a Printiminator in Chrome. Just a simple shortcut on bookmark bar and click elements you don't want to print. It works great. One feature I would like to have is pagination and print to fit. I hate it when a page prints two lines or a blank sheet on the last page.

@txhoudini: Bic Mac now with vitamin C!

How about a hipster dufus?

#1 Rick looks and talks like a white guy.

@mipakr:Watch the web redemption at Tosh.o

@SKiTz: Moley, moley, moley...

@acceptablerisk: I had an uncle who would drink PBR, but would add salt after pouring.

@Bigbadbikernerd: Keystone was our go to beer in college.

I'd like to see a Giz beer poll. My guess is most Bud bashers here claim they drink Guinness or some variety of Sam Adams to sound cool.

@SQLGuru: I'll try Jack Daniels next time to see if it works.

Any way to get larger image of the Arch plan? I'd like to get an idea of square footage. Reminds me a lot of Frank Lloyd Wright's layouts. Hopefully the elevation views will be equally ascetic.

@Moses Monster: Hollywood over do it? You must be jesting.

@Hiphopopotamus: The article fails to mention who exactly is accusing the Pentagon of the attacks.

@shazaam42: Use the sun.

If I want my alcohol watered down I drink Miller Lite.

@Back In Time: Where does one find said pinball machine? I would love to have a classic pinball machine in my game room.

@wagedomain: Your attack on alcohol will not go unchallenged. I can attest that alcohol is indeed for you. In fact I get stronger and gain more self confidence the more alcohol I consume. It has also been long rumored to make people better looking.

Games like this help with problem solving. It actually makes him a better PM. He should put it on his reume.