Article fails to mention that there are no laws in place that punish discrimination against pregnant workers. I’m so fucking sick of global demographic mysteries that have answers screaming in your face. White men shoot up schools and churches because they’re violently bigoted. Mystery solved. There aren’t enough…

They either make you poop or they’re diuretics which make you pee a lot and get rid of any liquid you’re retaining. They should not be used as a substitute for diets and exercise for weight loss but it’s insane how people still fall for that shit.

Since when has graduating college with high grades helped anyone get a job, really?

I could really use some love right now. My husband just told me that he wasn’t willing to try on our marriage. We’re ending.

Selma Blair is the real life version Mary Louise Parker in Weeds who I think consumed a franchise worth of ice coffee over the shows run.

I want to shower you with stars. This has been like 75% of my dating history JESUS

For me, that was KMart. Gap was aspirational for key wardrobe pieces. Clearly we grew up in different income classes!

Athleta and Old Navy, the lower-end brands attached to Gap’s parent company

In addition to being poor, a lot of us just don’t want the things that the incredibly materialistic boomer generation thought were so fucking “essential.” No, I don’t want diamonds. No, I don’t want a 20,000 square foot house. No, I don’t need a new car every 3 years. No, I don’t want to spend all day at the mall…

Because I am a millennial and we are trying to kill movies. Along with literally everything else. Because we are evil. (Also cause we are poor and can’t afford anything.)

Huh, interesting take, since Kim is white.