Speaking from a career of selling photographs on behalf of photographers who regularly shoot famous people:

My very cynical father has a theory about all of this: the Catholic Church cannot convince its own parishioners to comply with its bizarre and medieval positions on abortion (Catholic women are about 30% more likely to seek abortions than Protestant women) and contraception (98% of Catholic women have used birth…

oh my god this is perfect

Okay, here she is. Her name is Bossy. Once upon a time, she was a starving little stray who stole garbage. Now, she’s an arm-hugging, extremely-affectionate little mischief machine.

I love it even more when a group’s reaction to not being made a point of makes the point poignantly.

I love it when a group’s reaction to a point you made serves to further prove your point.

My cat, who once opened a microwave oven while the popcorn was popping, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once destroyed a floor-to-ceiling lamp with her butt, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once fell off a bookshelf at 3 AM only to land butt-first on my face (catass…

You don’t need to live an experience in order to have empathy. Him coming from a place of privilege and using that platform to address issues of the poor is far better than him using his place of privilege to not give a shit.

At least me and my poorly dressed friends will have more money to spend on booze.

Really, cause I want to punch this woman in the face every time I see a picture of her. Can you be a pretentious windbag through clothing? Yes, you can.

my engagement ring was left to me by my employer who died of an overdose (she had told her boyfriend when she died I was allowed to take a piece of jewelry of my choice and a piece of clothing she had a great collection and the ring was from the 1920’s). she was an author who wrote a book about being part of a cult.…

I don’t like Courtney Love. It’s got nothing to do with Kurt Cobain or anything like that. I just don’t like her (for reasons that need not be gotten into here).

Jem: The John Boehner Years.

Is that a pentagram on your chest or are you just happy to see your DARK LORD?

The Grey Cup One was fun. Pilates. Babysitting. Biggest Hoe... I love them all =)

Maybe ficus spores got him.

Jeez Neil, you’re about as inspiring as David Suzuki.

Let’s not forget that gay people should be legally prevented from getting married because it is such a sacred institution.