How disappointing. I'd assumed it was pencil shavings and/or shredded newspapers from Okinawa.

Hey Bill O'Reilly? What's your stance on government-funded birth control, and comprehensive sex education in public schools? Access to womens' healthcare? Planned Parenthood?

Hmm. I see. And Beyonce is the problem.

Because private schools are an option for all families? And families who can't afford private schools automatically love their children less?

Has anyone in this crowd actually seen Love Story? I recently sat down to watch because despite my hatred of these movies—Romeo + Juliet notwithstanding, BEST LUHRMANN FLICK EVER—I had run out of other things to busy myself with. I was all excited because Ryan O'Neal was a slice back in the day but holy christ is it…

Is it bad that I'm STILL pissed off at the older sister in The Man in the Moon?

Maybe they created this whole story shoddily on purpose because they knew a fake cheating scandal was more scandalous than a real cheating scandal. INCEPTION.

You failed to include the best easter candy in the world: Cadbury Mini Eggs. There is no acceptable substitution.

It's important to note, I think, that there are different ways of looking "better" as we age. There's looking "good" as meeting certain beauty standards and maintaining (or attempting to maintain) an air of a particular kind of sexiness that fits into a restrictive performance of femininity. But then there's looking…

He believes there will be a cure for aging — that real life-extending technologies will be developed.

True story, and SUPER-TMI:

I'm with you on everything, but...If you haven't had the Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs you're missing out on magic. They're not really that much different, but the chocolate is thinner and the filling is guaranteed fresher and they are the best thing about easter hands down.

I WOULD LIKE MORE ANIMALS SET TO MUSIC

It's an interesting position to be in, a non-believer in a nation that so voraciously believes. I knew by 14 that I didn't have any sort of faith, despite loosely being raised with religion (we were Easter and Christmas Christians). Once I was in college my parents returned to a church-going lifestyle, which greatly…

I find it hilarious that atheists, who emphatically do NOT join the club of religion, have a club. With meetings. It's brilliant.

Anyone who is 100% adamant that there is no god is just as arrogant as somebody who claims to "know" that God does exist. Maybe they are more intelligent, but just as arrogant. Evangelical atheists suck just as bad as evangelical Christians do. Not only is holding a conference for atheists dumb, doing so on Easter…

This Is Why We're the Atheist Generation: Softly-Lit Stock Photos