Why can't Ian McKellan and Patrick Stewart be my uncles? Why? The universe is a cruel place.

I really miss that fountain. Good times.

Oh, I agree :)
We may look similar, but Danes is hella photogenic. I'm hell...not.

I've been told several times in my life that I look like Claire Danes. I was always flattered because I think she is quite attractive. I'm sticking with that. Still love you, Alicia. Like, totally!

I may be old, but bad is bad. If that's just Miley being Miley, I don't even know... Just get off my lawn!

I'd love for Tim to be my uncle since he's too young to be my granddad. Christophe Plumber would be a kick-ass grampa. I also wish that Kristen Wiig was my sister. She would make holiday get-togethers worth the trip :)

I lucked out. My husband is amazing at oral. Yay, me!

No makeup here. I will do mascara and tinted gloss for a date night, but damn the rest of it.

Fellow blood patcher! That shit blew, but I had no choice but jump back into things. I had the newborn, a two year old, a five year old entering kindergarten, and we moved 2 weeks before I went into labor. Fun times. Honestly, I look back and do not have a clue how I managed.

Same here. I gained waaay too much weight when pregnant with my third kid. When they were admitting me to labor/delivery I made everyone but the nurse turn away from the scale. My husband had no idea what I weighed until I lost that baby weight, and then I proudly declared "I'm at 125!". Now that meds have made me…

No access to birth control, lack of education on preventing pregnancy, low self-esteem, etc. Thanks for playing :)

Wow, give a teenager money, attention, and notoriety for becoming pregnant, and it's like they think they have to keep getting pregnant to keep that money, attention, and notoriety. Odd, huh?

Me, too. Young, goofy McDreamy was great. Older, more serious (with a whiff of arrogance) McDreamy not so much.

I got married in the dark ages (2000), and we did the disposable cameras at each table. Those snapshots are by far the best pics from that day.

Wow!

Supply a bunch of kids with ample sugar, loaded water guns and water balloons, and you have set up a kid's dream. Though I will add that there are some folks (with more money than me) who rent those huge inflatable water slides.

Presents, of course. We're not savages ;)

So glad we keep simple in the boonies. Cousins and cake. What more could a kid want?

Same here. But I think kitty thought he should get to hit that weird plaything.

Just came in from the garden, and I am seriously considering bathing in calamine lotion. Sensitive skin sucks.