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The Random Dicks is a great band name.

I too send my wife Dick pics constantly, but it’s usually a picture of like Nixon bowling. I imagine they are just as effective as if I sent a picture of my penis.

I’m a woman and I’ve never sent nudes or made a sex tape. Or been a recipient of a dick pic (old married here). I’ve been told I’m the only person on the planet to pull off this Prude Trifecta. I am ok with that.

My wife and I got into a big row one time and she stormed off to the spare bedroom. I guess I’ve seen too many Will Ferrell / Judd Apatow movies, so I thought sending her a dick pic (which I had never before done) would change the mood, and she’d scamper into my room wearing a scanty nightie chuckling “Oh, you!!” and

I like this idea. My wife is in for a surprise tonight.

My husband does this too, usually from another room. I find it hilarious. Funnier still when I send him pics of random dicks in return, but he doesn’t agree.

Edit to- add- OP already refined his statement. Sorry!

Albert, thank you. I thought I was the only person left in this world who felt like this. You have made me feel a bit better about the world today. And myself. I'm not crazy for thinking dick pics are disgusting and ridiculous. Also, fuck these guys. How do they get laid?!

Too few Richards, too many Dicks.

WTF KENDRA JESUS.

So the fashion world has made something popular for smaller chests. Again.

I think that last season was the best one. I enjoyed that it was relative “antagonist-less” and instead let the characters be each other (and themselves) worst enemy. I also really liked the faith subplot it hard. Especially with Black Cindy and her monologue about Judism. As a atheist who is fascinated by religion,

Am I the only one who genuinely enjoyed last season?

And a diverse cast of mostly women characters!! Crave is the best word for it.

As long as Poussey sticks around, I'll watch.

Apparently I am way more hyped for this than the current season GoT... This series have been golden so far and I just want more. I crave character driven series this good!

Let’s see you try to keep it tight after mothering 3 dragons.

Tormund is bae. My favorite Ginger Beardy Man.

Getaway sticks!

Legit rolled my eyes at Krasinski’s tweet. You know the kind of people that read Tom Clancy? The kind that wipe their boogers in library books. Seriously, go check one out and see.