Me too. I hope he's sick with anxiety.

My anxiety is way too high today to watch the video. Fuck that guy. I hope he gets doxxed, sorry not sorry.

Omigod, I hate Ouija boards! My Ouija board story:

Playing dead doesn’t work. When you see advice about encountering mountain lions on trails it always ends with the thoroughly ominous “If attacked, DO NOT play dead! FIGHT BACK!”

This actually sounds like paradise to me...sugar maples, overgrown lilac grove, where all the men are cats...

I can totally picture that. Was “common sense friend” totally disgusted with the bunch of you?

When I was sixteen I would sneak out of the house at night get high and read a book (Such a rebel, I know). There was an empty forclosed home next door, and I would get inside via a basement window well and smoke in the basement’s bar area. One night it was raining pretty heavy, and I forgot to bring my lighter. I…

....Vitality?

Whoever ungrayed this prick owes us the rest of us an apology or a blowdry bar coupon.

If there’s one group of people I’m always trying to please with my looks, it’s dudes who troll women’s beauty blogs to talk about their dick-feelings about different women’s hairstyles. I don’t know what it is about those guys, but they just do it for me.

This article is dumb as hell. Have you ever heard of Anna Wintour? Angelica Huston? No? Well, here are my bangs. Look how sad and childish I am!

I’ve had bangs for six years, but childlike and sad is the look I’m going for. (pro-tip: dry shampoo is a bangs lifesaver)

Counterpoint Exhibit 1 - I cut my own bangs a few weeks ago, because they cover at least two of my fivehead, and they look goddamned awesome.