But do they have manslaughter in Sweden?

But I can't be guilty of murder... I didn't mean to murder-murder him, I just thought we all just wanted him to be not alive anymore. That's how the rule of law works now, right?

Seriously? Considering all the flak that ScarJo took about if she was able to wear underwear with her Black Widow costume, and the hell that Anne Hathaway lived after a pap snapped pictures of her lady business- I think it's safe to say that to journalists anything involving a lady's genitals (cis & trans alike) is…

It is just heat or is it all temperature control energy? It could be because of all the air conditioning we blast for those eight months out of the year that joking get referred to as summer.

I loved him so much as a kid. Sometimes I still go looking for him in my kitchen because he's real damnit, he is!!

I think they're called muggles, but I couldn't really be buggered to check. I was too busy feasting my eyeballs on the buffet of hot guys that was this film (and listening to Benedict Candypants and his chocolate-covered-panty-peeling voice).

The part that truly angered me was all the "Shhhh-ing". Seriously? Seriously?! You're not the boss of how I speak about my own damn body! If I want to eat 2 dozen cupcakes, talk bad about my meat frame or pile-drive through a box of your flavorless flakes that's my own damn business Special K. You can take your…

For some reason my neighbors always get a bit touchy when I "improve" their nativity scenes by adding horns and a phallus to the baby jesus. I mean come on- I thought giftsmas was a time for community and interactive art and stuff.

I think we're missing a real sponsorship/corporate tie in opportunity here. I think he should propose to her at a Subway Sandwich. Perhaps get the sandwich artists to write in out for her in condiments on her foot long turkey club? They could even cater the wedding, and Jared the Subway dude could give her away!

Jesus take the entire car dealership! I wonder if he was really their choice, or if they offered it to everyone else and they were too self-effacing to accept? I just ... guh I can't. This has to be a send up!

This man makes me wanna...

Oh thank gawd, my people! I did this all the time in the bath tub and our pool. I got so good I corrected one guy on his form when he utterly failed at the hair flip/wave combo. Yes... yes I was that girl. I regret nothing!

Calling it an "experiment" of any kind is really a fallacy. Unless you're gathering hard data, making sure to include a properly diverse cross-section of people, or employing a discernible scientific method- then really what you're doing is videotaping yourself committing assault for giggles.

I was a Brownie when I was a small girl person. Sadly no we did not sit around eating brownies, but we did shill those cookies. Mmmm, Thin Mint! Anyway, how bad of a person am I for now wanting to have a girl person, just so I can sign her up for the Girl Scouts? Pretty bad huh, yeah I thought so.

This is the moment when I weep to consider that every single one of the idiot toe rags can vote just like I can, and their vote counts just as much as mine does. If anyone needs me I'll be faceplanted in a bowl of ice cream, and seriously considering Mars colonization!

Does this mean I can't fund my Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster school or the Academy for the Educational Instruction of the Followers of the Intergalactic Fruitbat Steve? Well crap, I want to spread the educational message of "thou shalt not be a dick!" to a new generation of ankle biters.

Please tell me the Doctor gets all his ties from this kid! Please oh please!

Will do, but only if it makes you happy! I can't relax until you're relaxing. Go on and tell Aunty Neko all about the mean old witchy lady.

Oh you. No need to be scared. Who knows, you might even enjoy it if you tried. At least, that's what she said.