Angelina Jolie should hire Jennifer Garner’s PR people because that’s how you get a dig in while keeping your hands clean. 

My friend was a young mother in the 80's. We were sitting at the mall (I know) with her new baby and she was trying to breast feed in a corner of the food court behind a pillar. And mind you she was covering herself with a blanket and trying to as discreet as possible. This little old Italian man walks by and tells…

I have this thing I do when I don’t want to see a mother breastfeeding. It’s called “looking somewhere else”. I hope it catches on!

I have had two separate podiatrists recommend them for any time I don’t have the orthotics on. Blew mah mind. 

damn kim is making me like her more and more.

Er, last time I checked there is room for more than one female rapper. The men don’t wait to take turns, so why would we expect the women to?

Can’t two female rappers have simultaneous moments?

That’s especially weird considering she has a white grandmother. If people had been successful in shaming Barack Sr. and Ann Dunham from kissing, we wouldn’t have had a President Obama or a Malia.

This. When you’re not cute, these harassers think you should be thankful to be getting their brand of “attention.” #notcutehere

yeah, that’s kinda where I am with this too.

wait, so snakes on a plane was based on a true story?

I work at a homeless shelter, and every item that comes through our doors that can go through a washing machine and dryer does, and all items are put in trash bags before entering the building. The clients kind of roll their eyes at the whole thing, but we haven’t had a case of bed bugs in 35 years.

The White House. I hear the new president is really great for women.

So, since dotard45 couldn’t even locate these countries on a map, who’s really doing this and why?

Society allows white men to make mistakes. Women and POC not so much. It was never about her emails. Just like how people aren’t really mad at the kneeling for the national anthem. They’re mad that black men are being uppity.

* Colin Kaepernick did not vote in 2016

To me a “prank” is something silly and genuinely funny, not something that sends people into tears before you pull the “just kidding.”