The Selectric was a fine machine, and an amazing piece of technology. I can still hear its clattering song and see its tireless type ball magically twisting and turning. Seriously, anybody who typed for a living on a manual knew the agony of those cuts that opened up under the nail after hours of pounding. You had no…

*shrug* Deal with it.

billy crudup is an asshole. claire danes is an asshole. fuck em both, man.

You can do what you want. I wrote about me.

Tina Fey never impersonated a politician.

This was pretty, pretty, good.

I think Sanders was 100% correct and that Putin will ultimately regret going to Syria. I think Putin already regrets going into Crimea and Ukraine.

Joanna Rothkopf

According to her, Deadspin didn’t even seek her consent before posting this. Maybe you’re not familiar with the colloquial usage of “get her OK” but it means “seek her permission,” as opposed to “tell her that it’s happening.”

Why wouldn’t a female officer at least be present if not conduct the interview?

This is going to be a disaster, I can already see it.

A whole bunch of much more violently misogynistic societies don’t have this mass murder problem. The problem is the extraordinary availability of guns in the US.

I am, indeed, saying what you think I am saying.

Bradley Cooper is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo in love with all the press he’s getting from pretending to be sexually interested in Irina Shayk.

They couldn’t get fuck-all for traction on BEHRNGHERZHER, obviously. The fact that they’re so frothingly desperate to grasp at this email bullshit speaks volumes, I think, for just how fucking little they have on her. And how terrified they are.

Is she fucking the father? That's the only theory I can come up with for why this vile moron seems more concerned about the father getting what he wants instead of what's best for the kids. Judges like her are evil. That sounds hyperbolic but until you've dealt with a judge or a police officer or any person with…

Other Random Women Who Call Themselves Experts and tell other women how to talk, act, dress. I don’t want a man to tell me what to do and I don’t want another woman to either. So fuck off mother fucker. JUST stop with the micromanagement of words and thoughts. Just stop. Fucking assholes. Police your own damn selves.…

Is this supposed to be some sort of adoring gaze? My dog looks at me like this when I put him in the bathtub.

Yeah, my uncle is a journalist who has written about sexual violence and he fact checks the heck out of his stories, even if he is very sympathetic to the victims. Not to do so is to put another nail in the coffin of print journalism. Why does it exist if we cannot trust journalists to go through many layers of…

Roommate was a total dipshit. He even insisted that my packaged food not touch his packaged food in the cupboards. I once came home to a passive-agressive note on the fridge chastising me for letting my pack of nori sit next to his box of mac & cheese.