God no.

Have you seen the Megan as Sharon Tate theory? Many are saying she'll be offed this season or next.

People who think their way of parenting is best for everyone, and that includes the fucking school you send your kids to. I go private because it's where I get diversity in our rich white suburb. There are two blacks, three Hispanics, and zero Asians at our area's public school. And no 45 minute Civil Rights…

Nope.

That line on her earlobe is according to science proof she's at risk for heart disease.

I am so sick of her I can barely stand it. The magazine editors are in LOVE with her, though, for reasons unfathomable. I got it when she was winning Oscars, but she hasn't done anything noteworthy for a decade or so. And those poor kids! Apple? WTF?

I feel better about my neck.

Gross. That's all I got. I don't want to roll around in cum, mine or anyone else's. Gross.

I met Avril before her first single was released, and got the chance to re-inteview her two years ago, after her (first) divorce. She has not changed at all. Kind of like my slacker sister, who at 45 still acts like a 16 year old who wants to wear black and be sarcastic all the time. And have my parents—or rather,…

Chances are they were throwing up or starving themselves for days afterward.

Have you READ what she, as opposed to the others, went through? My guess is she's a complete mental tsunami at this point. Give it a rest. She's not your political symbol. She sounds like she got the brunt of the torture, and is probably so massively fucked up.

You must have some hugeass master bedroom. Who pays your rent?

If kids are involved, I'm with you. In cases of abuse or neglect, yes, but the idea of a kid spending an entire weekend with a parent the spouse can't stand boggles my mind. Grow up America. Marriage is hard. It's not a rush al;l the time. It's harder than any job you'll have. You bring kids into it? SUCK IT UP.

You guys are going to have a hard time if one of you ever gets sick and needs someone at their side especially at night. You guys are going to have a hard time if you find yourself in financial dire straights and need to share space. You guys are going to have a hard time if, when you're old, having retired to your…

Give me a fucking break already! For selfish people, sure! But then selfish people shouldn't get married. Plain and simple fact of the matter is, only about 50% of the people who do get married actually should, and 25% of the people who become parents should. Honestly WTF America? Marriage is hard. Marriage with kids…

Sorry. I have like eight Rns in the family and two docs, and the body is really not that much of a mystery. Metabolism changes with lifestyle changes, babies. Genetics only take you til about your 30s. 40s at best. It's why America has the huge weight problem we didn't before: we don't walk. We don't even get up to…

I'm sorry but Mika and others are telling half truths and doing SOMETHING to burn off or rid themselves of the extra calories. Because I have seen plenty of 'naturally thin peeps" suddenly gain a ton of weight. Usually it's age. Babies. Therapy. usually it's quitting smoking. ALmost ALWAYS its a change in metabolism.…

Megan's getting pregnant and going off the balcony.

The most satisfying part of this season has been Don being Don, and the crestfallen disappointment of all the Jezzies who last year were all, "Oooooo! Don's finally with a sharp, smart brunette and she's going to be good for him! She'll CHALLENGE him!" I laughed and laughed and laughed. And I'm still laughing.

I just don't understand why Matt Weiner feels it is so compelling that we've spent an such inordinate amount of time watching, in effect, nothing plot-worthy...