“in real life, I would not do this”

what you’re doing right now is deadnaming and it is decidedly not cool

few thoughts

she came back from the dead then brought 2 additional people back to life, they made a huge deal out of how hard resurrections are supposed to be in part 1. also the whole floating thing where her eyes went white lol.

Hilda is THE BEST oh my god those cookies???? savage with a smile and ice cold I absolutely love it

lmaooooooooo comment of the century

Meghan McCain quoting Mika Brzezinski’s “Democrats should decide where they’re going to draw the line” was a disgusting shot, here’s a nice Hannah Gadsby chaser for your soul. (specifically thinking about the part where she says men search for the line because they want to know how far they can go and get away with it)

it’s frustrating because when I read that one line I was like “yeah girl, okay you get it!!!” but SHE DOES NOT. GET. IT.

I’ve been trying to find the skinkansen comment. japan’s trains > american trains every single time. this could be america but y’all playin.

mama likes

they do know we’re all gonna die someday, right?

not familiar with his work but I do remember when he roasted the shit out of some GoPro marketing hacks at the shorty awards because it was, and continues to be, the greatest thing that’s ever happened anywhere ever, so really looking forward to this

I wasn’t born when this was going on (1995 baby) and I found it FASCINATING

the part that had me sobbing wasn’t Lorena’s testimony, but the testimony of the young neighbor kid. seeing him as an adult explain that he felt compelled to testify because he’d grown up watching his father beat his mother was what finally broke me. it’s tough to watch but if you can, you should.

so you’re saying my tickets are worthless now

so because I HAD to know what qspot was talking about I googled “lizzo sailor moon” which led me to the greatest thread of videos I’ve ever seen idk how I can ever repay you

Why does everyone act like Kevin Hart is some put-upon victim?

putting my theory hat back on, I think we can all agree that something happened to white pearl right? she did not pop out of the ground with that giant crack. she’s also the only pearl that doesn’t have matching gem placement with her diamond. sus.

really liked this episode and also looking forward to more Herpich! and more white diamond. I’m in love with her character design, it’s just perfect.

I mean the big conflict for season 2 is Satan wants to marry her right? what if she takes over his evil throne instead of ruling with him