All the showers in the world won’t wash that blood off your hands, buddy.

Same! I use Wella and have even had hairdressers compliment me on my “natural color” (I had grey early, so cheap hair dye makes it sustainable). When I color it, I focus on the roots and then pull the color through for just a few mins at the end to handle fading. I’m happy with the results (after a trial period of…

I’ve found that putting the top up in a bun and letting the bottom dry completely before putting down the top helps with the specific problem the author was describing.

YOU GUYS, DO NOT COUNT OUT WET N WILD JUST BECAUSE IT’S SO CHEAP!

My mom is a spitfire. She’s a tiny, fierce, mean, Irish lady. She had 6 kids in 6 1/2 years. I have a ton of great stories about her, like the time she bought a huge crystal chandelier at an estate sale several hours from our home. Lacking anything to wrap it in for the ride home, she stripped down to bra and panties,…

When I graduated from college, my mom was a professor there. It was traditional that professors hand their children their diploma. The day of my mom and I both get into our robes. She sitting with the professors while I was sitting with the students. When they call my name, I go up. The president of the college shakes…

When we had a late termination for medical reasons last summer, my mom flew out to meet us, rented a car and got a hotel suite, made me eat food, drove us to all four of my appointments at the clinic and took care of our two year old the whole time so my husband and I could grieve our lost pregnancy and rest without…

My mom is a transplanted Midwestern lady living in a small island town in south Texas. There are a lot of great stories I could tell about her (she was briefly Mormon because the only church within walking distance of her family’s farm was a Mormon temple and then she got a scholarship to BYU and, as she likes to tell…

My little sister came home one day sobbing and said “my friend hung himself.” My mom patted her on the shoulder and said, “hanged.”

I’m shocked at how little she is paid. Having to disrupt your kid’s schedule and have pictures of them all over the place doesn’t seem worth it for just a few hundred bucks over the course of a year. Even if she was working fulltime this would just translate into around $60k/year.

I think people make excuses to do what they want. “But I’m just soooooooo busy. I HAD to stop at Burger king! I’m just soooooo busy!” You don’t *have* to do anything. You make time for what you prioritize. There is someone more busy than you right now NOT eating a big mac because they chose not to.

I think you’re missing the last paragraph of the story: “Of course, your lists don’t have to match his exactly. Compile your own list of foods to try and eat daily, a couple times a week, once a week, and (almost) never that match your individual goals.”

This is Jihadst porn. Don’t give him the satisfaction of posting it.

Oh, please. You'll never keep it up.

And have not had sex with another person for three years, and have tried online dating, and have been trying to juggle everything as a single parent. Yeah.

So if I'm doing the math right, he got married at 18 or 19 depending on when he turns 29. He got divorced at 27 and has only been dating for three years and he wrote this article??? Bless his heart.

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

You would’ve thought someone in his village taught him that.

I feel like an old when I say this, but none of these new ads hold a candle to the CK ads from the 90's.

About the only time I see this phenomenon being discussed in popular culture-albeit obliquely— is in horror movies, one of the biggest arbiters of our fears in modern times.