I fully believe in smuggling illicit alcohol to the elderly.

Surely you can smuggle some in? The nursing home my mom used to volunteer at had this bullshit no booze policy, and all one of the ladies (in her 90s, no family around) there wanted for Christmas was a nice bottle of red wine. You can bet we made that happen for her.

There would barely be enough time for Aerosmith to write a cheesy song expressing my emotions about it.

That matches the physical description of the average Texan.

So the shooter was egged on, fell from a wall, and was injured in the fall. I think we’re looking for Humpty Dumpty.

Her views matter less that her judicial nominees. One more left leaning jurist and it would be gone.

Someone should have warned him the British were coming.

this guy is one bad haircut away from being tracked down by Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey

“She needs to give up that dream like yesterday.”

oh hey, thanks girl!

Obligatory off-topic comment about how much I love your commenter name.

It's also incredibly frustrating when you report someone and there is absolutely nothing they can do. We reported my SO's ex-wife a few weeks ago because she and her boyfriend got into a physical altercation (started by ex-wife, as is the norm) in front of SO's kids and when his son tried to get help his ex-wife…