Says the man with a wife who has a fetish for plantation chic and a daughter named James.

The writer has a hard on for Brad Pitt.

Don’t pile on me but the way he checks himself before launch makes me think he was pushed down the slide. No biggie but why not let the poor baby choose his own watery fun?

So you’re okay with Josh Duggar, Roman Polansky and Jerry Sandusky being summarily executed on sight? Alright then.

For any other father that would be a gross insinuation but for Trump it’s pretty plausible.

But she’s not his only daughter. He has another whom he completely ignores. I’d like ivanka to address that discrepancy.

Not an Arab but I have relatives in places which get attacked by U. S drones on a regular basis. Also have relatives in places which have been recently attacked by ISIS. Most people only feel a helpless seething hatred for the latter but this is new. For a long time America was the devil until they actually looked the…

No only going by this article. What happened?

Um. Why would McHale be unhappy? She beat Serena Williams who said she was playing really well?

Yes! Louis Virtel. Couldn’t sit through that movie without wanting to bitch slap that randy vixen.

Does philanthropy overseas impact their U. S taxes? Genuinely curious.

That should be interesting to explain to Justin Theroux.

This is one couple I hope stays together infidelity rumors/anorexia claims/warts and all just as an F. U to the tabloids.

Jen’s kid grown up

Wait. Halle Berry has twins? I thought she only had Nahla.

Aw Adam. Getting used hurts.

All religion is misogynistic. All of it. Are you going to tell Hindu feminists they don’t count because their religion opposes the marriage of widows? Jewish ones because some believe women shouldn’t sit near men? Zoroastrians because menstruating women are hidden from the gaze of others? I think these women are…

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Nothing either of these nuts did warranted the seizure of their guns. Are you suggesting every weirdo, braggart and closet homosexual should be rounded up?

There was an old joke in Pakistan that if you saw a woman covered in a burka she would probably be an expatriate from the U. S or Europe. Living in a Muslim majority can dilute the zeal for religious symbolism at least. I’ve met recent migrants who profess to missing the call of the adhan when previously they had…