“Suseran was walking to the bus he takes to work yesterday when he “felt a peck on [his] left hand””

City chickens don’t know what country chickens know--meanness is the difference between being and being dinner.

I’m amazed James Corden isn’t in there somewhere. Oh shit, he’s Yoshi, isn’t he?

My grandfather was an extremely devout Pentecostal preacher, and his youngest son, my uncle, was the lead singer of a death metal band. Sometimes reality is like a badly written movie. 

Said it before, but I’ll say it again: I didn’t believe Chet Hanks was a real person for a very long time. I thought he was something the AV Club made up, because it’s inherently funny; Tom Hanks is so likable, so you make up a douchebag white rapper son as a goof. I’m still not 100% convinced he’s real and this isn’t…

Hmm. If you get confused about whether you’re rich or poor, you’re rich.

Meanwhile Colin Hanks continues to be an underappreciated, solidly reliable character actor.

So I am 23 seconds in and what is fascinating to me is that he is clearly, genuinely, proud of that accent. Like, he worked on it, or maybe he feels he has a natural gift, and I think on some level he wants some recognition, some praise for doing such a good job (in his mind) with that accent.

I remember tuning into Oprah, sure IT was going to be a hydrogen engine that was going to make fossil fuels obsolete, and then seeing what if actually was being so disappointed. 

Well, he tried for New York but ended up going south.  So, it sounds like he’s trying for one but won’t be disappointed if he reached the other.

This was a triumph... I’m making a note here, huge success!

Seriously, what’s up with the Stormtroopers? Are they part of some shadowy mega-corporation that released the zombie virus on purpose so they could wipe out humanity, mop up the remaining undead, then repopulate the Earth with their bunker-dwelling uber-race?

We use "actor" for all genders.

The promise of the space-age has been fulfilled!

Isn’t fraud just a kind of storytelling, though?

She then added.

Not sure why she’s changing her mind; I’m told Morgan Neville has an audio recording of Ottavia giving express permission to use the AI to recreate his voice. Allow me to play it for you. 

“YES. YOU. CAN. USE. HIS. VOICE.” *audible clicking sounds between each word*

I mean, what the fuck are you really talking about here though. The bed (vault, ahem) is clearly rectangular and you can keep the roof open.

Darn it, 1 point for you Firefox.

Let's not forget the movie CARRINGTON starring the divine Emma Thompson. An OK bio-pic, I wished it had gone more FRIDA, in terms of her art informing the film's imagery and style.