Is it because the lead actress of a film is speaking the language of trauma, and we’ve spent the last ten years reading about abusive directors going after their actresses? Maybe it’s just me, but I’m glad these two sentences were put in, because I know my mind went to harassment.

True, we need to encourage articles like this (and the interview with the actor who played Napoleon in Bill & Ted) because they are more interesting than the latest gossipy “celebrity X may have done something bad/said something stupid” article.

It’s entirely possible to reap the spoils of empire without leaving your country.

Something-something-free speech absolutist-blah-blah-blah.  

I must be having a very dense day, because I had to read that sentence like five times before it occurred to me that “big” should be “bid.” My brain just glitched five times straight. 

Give new meaning to the phrase, “I can’t believe I was outbig by that guy!”

I feel like people forget that Michael Scott could be a huge dick, especially in those early seasons when they were still trying to stay faithful to the UK version. Even if the audience knew he was coming from a place of love, I don’t think that would be much comfort to the employees that actually had to put with his…

I was thinking more:

Poe’s Law strikes again.

I’m amazed that they knew the Franco film but not the Matt Damon adaptation. I figured that was far more well known than Franco’s. 

They meant to write “I’ve only seen three of them”

Thank you. Jesus, the standards at this site are in the toilet. Their motto seems to be Know Nothing, Research Less.

Last week they did an article about how a Guardians of the Galaxy trailer contained the MCU’s first bleeped “fuck.” People were quick to point out that there’d been four or five already.

Yup. Glad I read the comments before chiming in with an “ackshuallyyyyy...”

Perhaps my favorite novel of all time, and definitely the book that made me want to write books. Now who in the hell could they get to play Holden? Here’s an off-the-wall idea: Dave Bautista. He’s old enough now, and certainly big enough (one of a very few actors that really is big enough), and maybe, just maybe, he’s…

Billy Bob Thornton directed an adaptation of 'All the Pretty Horses' in 2000. The Coens were the first to do it right, but they weren't the first to do it.

How can the article confidently open with the assertion that only 3 novels of his have been adapted when there’s that Matt Damon film “All the Pretty Horses”? I didn’t even have to look that up and I barely follow this stuff. 

This is dumb from both sides. Musk is just invalidating his system, for sure. But also this is just another remind that the only thing you can truly do to stick it to Elon on Twitter is to just leave it.   

Yeah, it may have to do with him not looking like this anymore:

I was going to say that one of the differences between now and then is that he’s older.