No low ballers!

That’s not a typo, Alanis. They know what they have.

As an owner of a minivan and three kids.. the color is Taupe. Which is why you want Taupe as color for the inside of a minivan. Taupe is scientifically designed to match the various and sundry colors that kids, dogs, cats, and random homeless people spew. It’s great as a color. The van looks clean and nice until you…

“Yes, see. Here is where the engine rests.”

Oh, cool. Prison rape joke.

She was so drunk she made it that whole way in the wrong lane.

That’s radialist!

Back in college, I made a similar ad when selling my POS couch:

I always knew something was fishy with that DeMuro guy

The article will be titled: “Why buy a new Keurig machine when you can buy this five year old Alfa Giulia instead?”

Floorpans never saved anyone’s life, right, David?

As an adult aficionado of the full-size Jeep, I mostly remembered the upward exit of the yellow J-10... Now there’s a handsome half-ton (at least before its tete-a-tete with a bridge abutment, followed by a brief visit to Oz...)

From the listing on Hosner’s web site:

This truck was $30k new ($45k in todays money), while $12k seems absurd for such an old car, 25% of its “new value” considering the condition, its really not THAT crazy.

Not so sure about that Center lane thing.

When they say “center lane”, they might be referring to a center turn lane on a non-divided highway, like this:

A three lane road is when there are three lanes total. For instance, there is one lane going west, one lane going east, and a middle a shared turn lane or the middle is a lane that is used a reversible lane. That is it, for instance it goes east in the morning and west in the evening. That’s why it’s not used for…

So is a Gol like when they are making a Golf but don’t give an F?

That’s only the admittance price- there are maintenance payments required

These are your average Potato Wedges from any Royal Farms on the east coast. They have been for ages.