When the “open-door policy” is a new change to the bylaws as of 1/1/2018, no, the homeowners did not purchase the properties with that encumbrance in mind.

You know I don’t truly hate this, it’s a tacky novelty custom car but in a novel situation. As an unusual way to get to get your boards to the beach it’s quite fun.

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

Ok, you’re up, NJ. Please go ahead and fix it, so I can stop waiting in line at a gas station with 16 pumps but one attendant on duty.

Leonia will pass the ordinance and, because this is NJ, one of the first people to get a ticket will challenge it in court. Leonia will lose. It would be one thing if all they wanted to do is keep people from thoroughfaring on residential streets that the Borough pays for. But what they’re trying to do is keep people…

No highway was ever designed to handle the traffic it actually does.

If I don’t have money to pay for an ad-free taxi ride what makes them think I have money to buy shit at their store?

why the fuck did he do this to an E46 wagon

After reading the litany of questionable decisions this guy has made so far, I’m not sure he isn’t David Tracy.

I know I would of, making vroom vroom noises.

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Something tells me that Matt’s real name rhymes with “Mavid Bracy”.

Any lock can be defeated. The point is to make it more difficult: the longer it takes and the more obviously weird things a thief has to do to try to break it, the more likely they are to get caught in the act. They know that too, so it’s a deterrence. Better to find an easier mark.

They should have their feet amputated.

“But I’ve got a beautiful cylinder head from a 1992 Jeep Cherokee (the one I hydrolocked) just sitting in my living room”

This one didn’t have a cat.

‘The Anderson Police Department thanked the people who helped find and apprehend Ashby, though it did make clear in its press release that “it is generally safer for citizens to contact police prior to engaging criminals.”’

Yeah, but, who has full coverage on a 1991 HONDA ACCORD?