I went into a Lululemon store the other day for the first time and wanted to share my story here.

They do look very nice and stylish though. I don’t blame you. BUT I DO! CANCEL YOUR ORDER AND RETURN THEM! (no seriously don’t I bet you will look so pretty)

I was raised primarily by an incredibly hard working single mother, that made me want to shake her by her shoulders. How brutally narcissistic.

The cookbook that has a full page recipe for A SINGLE ROAST SWEET POTATO?? After I picked up the book and accidentally flipped to that “recipe” I never looked at the rest because, really? A single sweet potato? Roasted? Not even peeled and diced or anything? But maybe the rest of the book is better?

I will give you this point. How many of us are fucked up b/c of some shitty shite from our parent’s divorce?! Oh, hell, I am in spades! Jesus & Pear shouldn’t have to go thru that so kudos to GP & CM.