Its strange that this isn’t the biggest sports story in the country. Her story is just utterly terrifying. The idea of a former MVP now playing in New York being part of such a graphically abhorrent act and it sort of feels like a page 13 story. I even came into this article looking to make some joke about Rose’s…

What are you talking about? All Asians are exactly the same! There’s no difference between Korea and China and Japan and ‘Nam!

What is the point of this?

The classic “I didn’t touch him please don’t call me for pass interference” pose.

I’m not sure how helpful this is going to be. Canadians all look the same to me, with their beady little eyes and flappin’ heads full of lies.

Well, the guy next to backwards hat woman appears to be looking down at the vacant space, which lends credence to the “ducked down immediately” theory.

And despite all this, they’re still paying their players more than the NFL’s minor league system.

Yes! I’m not a deaf gamer but I also prefer playing games with subtitles, so I’m 100% with you. Fortunately, it seems like most modern games offer that option, at least for the main dialogue.

Yeah, the critical piece here is that it’s not one you PLAY TO WIN.

You know, I’ve had it with you people that don’t respect Kit Kats...

He’s the true loser of this situation.

Many college students would be quite happy to learn their new roommate is also a supplier.

My college roommate kept mini kit-kats in the freezer instead of mini peanut butter cups. He was a monster.

That young man fills me with hope. Plus some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing.

You know no one is forcing you to read it, right? Unless someone IS forcing you to read it. In which case, blink twice.

How deep into Ernest?

Billy really is doing God’s work. #MakeAmericaBrannigan

Many people are saying Donald Trump funds NAMBLA. Smart people, the best people, are saying Donald Trump funds NAMBLA. I myself do not know if Donald Trump funds NAMBLA, but I would very much like for there to be research into Donald Trump funding NAMBLA, if indeed Donald Trump funds NAMBLA.

I’d rather vote Zapp than Trump.