The truth doesn't matter. This is an opportunity for male feminists to frown on another man and to prove their moral superiority.

The names of the NFL draftees are much more ridiculous. Why wouldn’t you call them out?

Goddammit. I’ve posted about this on DUAN and Above the Redline over the past two days and I’m still furious about it.

Sure, we had the Maine Mariners from 77-92, but I was 10 when the Pirates came to town. That’s where my indoctrination to hockey really began with live games. Seeing Barry Trotz lead the team to the…

Can you imagine the outrage orgy that you and the rest of Gawker would have if some site posted an article making fun of NBA prospects’ names?

I can imagine if they were black, you wouldn’t be calling their first names irritating.

+1 cup size

Yeah, this is kinda Rick Reilly-ish.

I know it’s only been half an hour, but everyone else seems to be appreciating it without making presumptive racist and sexist comments like yours.

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