The DTs have more self-control that I do, because I would definitely push over the center to see if I could get a dominoes effect.

Talk shit one more time about Santana Moss and I’ll put you in time out.

Contrary to earlier reports, it is easy being Green.

Popovich: How have you been enjoying the carrot cakes?

I assumed the pixilated portion of the first photo covered up Bill Simmons lips...

“This feels so cruel, so wrong, so unfair. It is the worst kind of awful, young life extinguished with thudding finality before it can really be lived, but it is somehow made harder because it was this life.” Take a minute to read Dan Le Batard on the death of José Fernández. [Miami Herald]

If the video showed what the police said, I have a feeling they would have released it by now. Keeping it under wraps make it even more suspicious.

If the lone wolf attackers organized into jurisdictional forces, were tasked by the government to protect and serve the population within that jurisdiction, were paid salaries with our tax dollars, formed incredibly powerful unions, went back in time to establish decades of oppression-based tactics, then came back to…

fuck that was amazing. i think we all collectively and simultaneously came with kevin at 0:37.

It was the Russell Wilson of protests

I don’t think it’s crazy to think that. However, logic dictates that if he gets out of bounds fairly quickly they could, in theory, out-route the next play and still have time to get at least a few yards closer.

Can only imagine what that Oklahoma State coach was thinking while the refs were looking at the replay to mullet over.

See also: Holazo

Stop being so uppity. We’ll address the negro problem when the time is right.

Can’t step on those lily-white feels.

Please let this happen. I can’t wait to see how badly the NFL fucks up the handling of this. It’s gonna be amazing.