Big deal. The Duggers never claimed to be good soccer players.

Buffalo residents will travel anywhere for cleaner water.

You can always tell when swimmers beef. Just look for the bubbles.

Because Christians.

…it does? That’s not how I read it at all. I just read it as someone sharing someone else’s opinion. People do that all the time.

I mean Hillary’s not the the worst potential first female president. Not when Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman exist

I wasn't aware that Duke was on a trimester system.

Except: What if he really didn’t rape here?

No. You made him realize what he’s capable of. Now he’s watching your Wi-Fi network. Sniffing your credit card info.

‘China is known for building ambitious infrastructure projects in order to artificially prop up their economy and stock market, and not finding humans to populate them after the fact.’

I knew Dez could Whip but he still needs to work on the Neigh-Neigh.

Since he’s at Tampa Bay, probably should go with MRSA Hamster.

I feel like the Muscle Hamster is just spinning his wheel on this one

The best possible reform for the NYPD is just to make sure damages for their illegal actions come out of their own budget/pensions. Not much incentive to improve if there’s no professional consequence for officers and all the money comes from taxpayers.

#BlackLegsMatter

Why not “people” instead of “famous athletes”

The arresting officer, meanwhile, was sentenced to a year of watching the 76ers.