Oh, how I wish I too could live in a world where words have no real meaning and I could wilfully ignore the strictures of the English language, defying logic itself, in order to belabour a really pointless false equivalency. Godspeed.

Yes, you're 100% correct. That's why when I said to my friend he should take it easy or he'll give himself a heart attack, he had me arrested and charged with making terrorist threats. I am using the 30 minutes a day I get at Guantanamo to type out this response.

Yes. Because making a joke about peoples rage induced blood pressure causing them a premature death is exactly the same as finding women's addresses and making actual death threats to them. Well done.

Have them collect disembodied heads as a fashion statement?