It’s very easy. You get into a conflict with N. Korea and all the criticism of the administration stops. The conflict will be the big story and people will rally back around Trump. There will be a strong “Trump is kicking the shit out of N. Korea because Obama was such a pussy” take.

Imagine how pissed this guy would have been if he showed up in Aruba and people started screaming to get his white racist American ass out of their country.

He’s only 3 months in and already pissed off a lot of people who voted for him. Granted there will be Trump supporters no matter what, but I would bet if he continues these rallies there will be one that turns south and that will be the end of that.

You just hate it when your friends become successful.

I know people who hate the idea the government wants to tell their kid what to eat. These morons don’t see we live in a fat society getting fatter and more unhealthy. I used to get mad at these people, but I won’t anymore because they got what they deserve voting those shit heads in office.

I live in Texas which means I might be randomly gunned down due to some nut job “standing his ground”, put up with Trump and confederate flag stickers everywhere, listen to people say yaaaaaa’llll.

I hope Rex also fought Wayne at an underground fight club.

Maybe those other two cops should have helped instead of telling people to get back on the sidewalk?

Good. The Cowboys are a good team when players are doing fucked up shit. I hope he opens a hooker/coke ranch like the 90's. Just fucking win.

I stand by my prediction Spicer resigns within the first year and writes a book explaining how his life was miserable covering for Trump’s insane comments.

I used to think Jim was one of the best but now he’s coming across as a full of himself asshole. The tie thing seems to be a forced effort to give him some sort of legacy since he has no signature calls (hello friends is shitty).

Great, all the annoying fantasy football assholes in the office will be back with the “look at my bracket” talk.

I wish we could watch people through a microwave because watching the frustration of waiting two minutes to heat shit up would be enjoyable.

Secession is stupid. I hated when Texans suggested it under Obama and it’s just as stupid to say because Trump is president.

If I were tapped they’d break my hands to stop my shitty guitar playing. They’d also be alarmed at how I talk to myself while watching football.

I’m more offended that it’s not funny. Sometimes black names are funny and the spelling is even funnier. Much better ways to do this bit.

I don’t believe Trump’s health will hold up. He’s never experienced stress like this before.

I’m no gun nut but the dad was justified (provided the recap is accurate). Middle of the night, dog going crazy, someone jumps out of a closet. When are you to assess the threat? I’m no gun nut but if someone’s in my house in the middle of the night and jumps out of the closet at me they’re probably getting shot. I…

She didn’t and doesn’t deserve to be harassed. However, I’ve never seen a more unfunny person become famous for absolutely nothing.

Well he didn’t punch a woman in the face, so OU is improving.