Sportscenter needs to do what it did best. Show the highlights and detailed stats which gave you insight into the game. Dan and Keith set the bar that everyone else has tried and failed to replicate. Sportscenter used to be appointment tv and now it’s on all the time.

I’m amazed any of this is a crime in Louisiana.

If they bring Curb back and have this as the show after I might stick around to watch 5 or so minutes.

You could hear Tiger exhale in pain during the warm up swing. Kudos to him for keeping his cool because you know he was embarrassed as shit and wanted to snap that gap wedge over his knee or throw it into the crowd like Judge Smails.

Such a great game. Are you using an emulator or playing on a real NES?

Pasta Salad? That sounds like some Northern bullshit.

The only way for this to end is for Katy and Selena to kiss and make up while also recording it.

I feel bad for the guy but the reason the hit wasn’t fined it because it was legal. I understand the league wants to eliminate dangerous plays, but they’ll throw a flag on anything that looks extra violent even though it might be totally legal. There’s a risk playing in the NFL and you can’t put rules in place to…

Since when is Deadspin “news”

Luckily my wife agreed to play the Star Wars main them as everyone in the wedding party was introduced.

Does Whitlock bring any sort of audience? I guess that Cowherd does (which I just don’t get) since he has his own show. I sort of want to watch this just so I can goof on how bad it will be.

Stars get no love for bouncing back on the road and forcing a game 7?

It isn’t but a grown man running around telling people to call him Jimbo is ridiculous. He’s no fucking Sleepy Floyd. However, it’s in the state of Florida so all bets are off.

Police: “sir do you want an attorney?”

Pretty good move. The times I’ve heard Randy comment on football he was surprisingly good and very conversational. Chris Carter is so full of himself and shit.

I wish I could do that just once. Just to see what it feels like.

You definitely should not have kids out of pressure or because people tell you it’s time. However, if you do and you complain about not having a social life that’s your own fault and really makes you an asshole. Having a child has been the greatest get out of not going to whatever or having an excuse to leave shit…

He better be really good or he’ll suffer a crippling level of shit talking.

The only good thing that can come from this is if Cook sees the field and gets his ass handed to him. The NFL will fuck you up no matter who you are.

You mean you want 18 year olds to tough up and not act spoiled? Maybe don’t televise national signing day or have shows making these kids out to be the next big thing when they haven’t even stepped on campus.