I would seriously watch a retro gaming match. Have these first person shooter fools battle on some Donkey Kong or Burger Time. If you haven’t played a video game and put your quarter in line at the top of the machine then you haven’t gamed.

Who would do the best if the staff faced off in American Ninja Warrior?

I would assume any business that’s open and delivers would have the right to add an additional “shitty weather” fee.

If a line looks odd and something too easy you must bet, then you need to not bet. It’s ridiculous how good the NFL lines are.

Fitting that Knoxville is by the ass.

I’m offended anyone on-air at ESPN is referred to as talent.

Surprisingly I’ve not seen anyone open carry. My kids school sent a very nice email legally stating “not to bring your gun in here dumbass.”

Oh good..piss Brady off before a huge game. Broncos should have lost to a Steelers team with a 4th string running back and no Brown. Hopefully this is the last time we have to see broken ass Manning.

So in Texas we can carry a fucking gun in public but not play in a $5 head to head fantasy game.

I would like to have a cool junior high dance story but I was one of the stand against the wall kids like Cusack in 16 Candles (I know they were in high school in that movie).

So ESPN has an Eagles employee as an analyst? What the hell.

What a fucking piece of shit. This is a shitty sports town.

It’s a shame over time shitty adults will ruin these sweet children.

I’m going to wear my best suit from Ross and tell everyone it’s a John Phillips...London.

Antonio comes across and one of the biggest douches from the poker TV boom.

Dear Blair,

A city that wants no NFL gets two teams?? Gurely could become a star in LA if he keeps it up.

A post about an auto show with no hot asian car models? Boooooo

So Deadspin is going to find out who this guy is right?

If you’re playing linebacker and someone crosses your face on a route aren’t you supposed to knock the shit out of them?