I am somehow not surprised that the Swiss permitting system has holes in it.

I have seen LaCroix’s flavor described as like having a carbonated glass of water while someone whispers ‘Cherry’ in a room down the hall.

Gee, describing a love scene as “cumbersome” seems so...so “British”.

Respectfully, fuck off with this take. Riding coattails? There are lots of legit criticisms you can make about Nancy Pelosi and lots of real reasons for her to retire. And I know most people don’t pay attention to the inside baseball stuff that happens in Congress, but who the fuck do you think was actually doing the…

Oh, so now you’re against gay aliens? Only straight aliens should have rights according to ol Damian over here.

Please don’t assume that Bobo’s dad is hiding in shame and embarrassment. He could have died in an ATV accident or meth lab explosion.

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nasty calluses that would take a cheese grater to grind off.