It's too late, theaters... you lost me back around 2008. DVDs are simply too cheap to purchase these days (for multiple views - we guys tend to do that) and I don't have to deal with all the obnoxious lasers on the screen, idiots on their mobile phones talking and playing games, and all the high prices on your…

So my comment got removed and flagged? Because I called out the author on using a headline for this article that sensationalizes and misleads? Got it... a much better understanding of Gizmodo now, thanks!

Seriously, Matt? FT told Apple to shove it "somewhere dark and horrible?" I read the article... didn't see any kind of negative attitude or harsh words. What journalism school did you attend? ;)

They're likely just trying to get it up to the proper velocity to take out 35-40% of a meteorite that's on track to strike us in 15 years... this will fragment the meteorite, of course, causing wide-scale damage, but the largest fragment won't cause an extermination event... it'll just take out North Korea. The USA…

I didn't watch it because it has Lada Gaga in it.

Americans don't boast, bi#ch... we deliver. Let me know when your country needs help and we'll send in the troops. This has nothing to do with the Navy and everything to do with being the world's best First Aid Kit!

Americans don't boast, bi#ch... we deliver. Let me know when your country needs help and we'll send in the troops. This has nothing to do with the Navy and everything to do with being the world's best First Aid Kit!

American's don't boast, bitch... we deliver. Let me know when your country needs help and we'll send in the troops. This has nothing to do with the Navy and everything to do with being the world's best First Aid Kit!

Hate the USA all you want, but I'd like to see a list of every country that's sending manpower to Japan... I'll bet it's a short list.

Uh, all... I was kidding. Sarcasm, you know? Because when we hear about men strapping bombs to themselves at airports, we always think of Canadians. Good Lord...

I checked my timestamps for browsing for the last 3 weeks - engadget had a 32% increase in visits and gizmodo lost 17%. I wasn't actually paying attention to my browsing habits but my subconscious is telling me that Giz needs to get it's @%$ together.

Let me guess... he's probably Canadian.

So, for those of us IN FAVOR of the .xxx domain, who do we contact there?

You must have missed the post recently about how Giz is expanding into covering television shows, newly discovered planets, and funny animal stories.

Agreed. And I imagine where there's smoke, there's fire. I'm sure the FBI doesn't go placing these expensive devices on just any Muslim's vehicle. My guess is that he appeared on the radar for a good reason.

I'd love to see Apple ban its products from Taiwan for a month or two. It's time for emperors to start acting like emperors.

Totally disappointing - no SD Card slot, no increase in storage capacity, no price reduction... or even a price increase for a 128GB model.

33% more... and no trans-fats!

Nailed it! Thank you for posting this... Gizmodo definitely needs to take a step back and think about how it wishes to portray itself to the world - legitimate technology blog or "Weekly World Tech News" rag...

I still have the very first 6 books in the series... Cave of Time was #1 and it's in decent shape. Great memories of 5th grade.