At which station of the cross do you get the wheel installed?

Now that pretty much the entire game industry is delayed your work here is done.

The Chimera Squad, then, is a group tasked with upholding this “delicate interspecies alliance.”

From Tiger Kings to Kardashian Booty Queens to President of Tangerines. Classy is now the new trashy.

This is a temporary measure meant to protect retail workers. Let it be.

Co-signed. Give it a couple years, the library to build up, the price to come down, and the bugs to be smoothed out, and then I’ll look.

Imagine being so shit at game design you thought this was a good idea.

Considering he initially seemed like a grimly serious guy, it’s been a delightful treat the last few years to discover what a genuinely charismatic and downright comical guy Daniel Craig can be. I really hope after the newest Bond gets released that he has a long career. A Knives Out cinematic universe seems like a…

EA is really missing the mark by not remastering those games. EA missing the mark isn’t something new though. So... 

Can we all just admit Kingdom Hearts has always had a terrible story now?

Yeah, these munches are strictly amateur hour. The latest story I’m seeing is that Chabon is leaving Picard over a creative rift, when a simple Google search would show that he and his wife are showrunning a CBS adaptation of Kavalier & Clay, his beloved, bestselling, Pulitzer Prize-winning novel that he’s been trying…

Most audiences are dumb.

You have a real uphill battle ahead if you don’t like that Gorilla. No spoilers....but you have a real bad day ahead for sure. 

He'll never have to lament cutting another unworthy thing again. Rest in peace Noble samurai.

Yeah, exactly zero games are better on the switch. They're more portable, but they're compromised. Nintendos best controllers are inferior to the Xbox pack ins. 

The slogan for the Switch should be: “But hey, at least it’s portable!”

My whole life I’ve wanted car companies to make their concept cars but they never do and I always wondered why. Well the comments show why, because people are full of crap. People say they want a futuristic car or something out of bladerunner. They say they want something unique but at the end of the day they buy a…

That Bioware died over ten years ago. It’s never coming back.

This game seems like a beautiful and weird package for really not fun gameplay. Like a worse RDR2.

Newbies to edibles are advised to take it slow and be very aware of possible complications (symptoms). You’re in for an alarming few hours if you don’t know what’s happening or why.