Restoring order? I think not for I am the Lord of Chaos! (Don’t tell Jack)

Holy Butt Slam is my go-to when I use my Butchering Knife. Very powerful.

Great news, but fuck Rockstar.

Equip load should always be your first concern when choosing an armor. Closely followed by looks. Stats ... not so much. Mainly because you first and best defences are positioning and dodge-roll. That said, elemental and status resistance can be quite usefull in some situations.

I didn’t know you can get the blooming version of the guardian armor!

So weak. The Moghgwyn Palace was not enough? 

Yeah sure. Don’t ask your server to serve or the cook to cook either. It’s impolite.

Christianism is dark AF.

Souljars of Fortune assemble!

Kill it with fire with the rest of Blizzard. Case closed.

It’s nothing compared to the legendary Goldmask’s codpiece.

Warnings : You can’t unplay Elden Ring.

I’m worried for Platinum Games. 

CHAOS

The first message I read was like : ‘Find hole, and then offer seed’. I knew I was home.

You should consider Bioware and Blizzard dead and don’t expect anything of worth from them in the future. That’s better for your mental health.

Are we talking Old Yharnam level of stutter here?

I think I’m about to explode.

How could it be in a good way?! lol

Budding Green Blossom for extra insight. Dank Souls indeed.