Watch out. Some Jezzies don't like it when you bring up the inappropriate age differences between male celebs and their love interests. And George Clooney always gets a pass on this. Always.

@ObtuseIntolerant sees lots of work to do.: No, I'm gonna trust my jedi instincts and go with "douche."

I could give a crap about Joe Jonas or Taylor Swift, but I do like Camila Belle and am disappointed she's hooked up with such a guy who's gone from douche-in-training to full on douche. And he's got the douche excuses down pat for one so young. Did anyone notice it's just a variation on Woody Allen's excuse for…

@Piegasm: That is just...AWESOME!

@leesie: We love you anyway.

"John Mayer was momentarily confused as this was his first time ever starring in a gay porn film..."

"Damnit, Jen! How dare you publicly express dissatisfaction to my girlfriend publicly admitting that like a monkey, I didn't let go of one branch until I had another firmly in my grasp! That while I may not have slept with her, I sure as hell emotionally checked out on you. It's not like we were married or…

@JessaFields: See, here's the first problem: you have to establish a criteria. If you mean "singer" by vocal skills, then Tom Waits shouldn't be on anyone's list except "Best Swallowed Broken Glass With Whiskey Voices." But if you're talking about how a singer establishes a presence then a multi-octave goddesses…

The sex scene with Selma Blair in Storytelling cracks my shit up. Especially the censored version when the big pink box drops down.

@mr_jellyneck: Um, that's exactly who the term slut was created for. If anything it's been misused on other women.

@Penny_Esq: YES WE DID!!!: Not quite the same as the shots she took for herself were obviously never meant for the public and the Annie Leibovitz shots were. And while I don't think they were child porn, they were a bit much for 15 year. But the photo with her father doesn't bother me at all. That's the one I think…

I think what makes the voting done by Black people stand out is the thinking "They know what it's like so they'd never do it to anyone else." Well, aside from Black people actually being more conservative within our culture than you might realize, this kind of myopia has always existed. Irish who where once treated…

I don't get the boobs. She's always had a very nice rack. How is it different or special now when they're packed into a top to show them off? How are those suddenly better than these:

I have to come to her defense a little and point out that as long as Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are front page news, people will be bringing it up to Jennifer Anniston. If she quit and went off to manage a goat farm in Greece, every time AJ popped out or adopted a kid someone would call her for comment, so believe…

@Twerpsichore: Yes. When that dude continually makes movies where chunky, not-George Clooney dudes get thin, very-pretty girls. And then have douche-stastic moments like this to justify it:

Most things rich in fat are.

@Samanthrax: I adore her. The only scenes I like watching in The Departed on HBO are hers. I even like Running Scared because she's in it. And yes, Touching Evil was a good show. The one about the Russian child is still heartbreaking in memory.

@kellybean: Yeah, isn't the very caption based on that it looks like the Bushes are checking it out?

@heykoukla: There you go! That's it right there. Please tell me he didn't deflower her too. I'd hate to think she made to 26 and then gave to that douche.

@erinna: @TexasCrude: That's because this is the best he's looked in fucking forever. Leave the weave alone, John. You look good clean!