The magazine was the product of another era and times have changed while it has not. And didn't he take over running the place from his daughter a couple years back at least on the editorial level? Technically she's boss, but he's actually the final word, like Al Davis and Oakland Raiders.

Man, that is hysterical. This has got to be one of the most well thought out jokes in recent memory.

@KillMeNow: Thank you. Why do people have such trouble separating fantasy from reality?

@FreudRage: Hah1 I was ashamed for even knowing it, but the line was long in the grocery store so that's my excuse.

@CreoleSugar: If she bends it will be double.

@badmutha: You know, I think that gets him a pass where normally a parent would kill him.

@the.bleach: Actually she just turned 16.

@DiffidentDolly: Oddly, I'm strangely concerned with their kids as well. Must be getting soft. Normally I'd be asking what really pushed guy to the brink, the strap-on itself or the fact that she made him call her "Sean" while she wore it?

No, red would be better than the color they're actually wearing.

"And then he says to me 'Stop this or stop that?'..."

Heh. I don't think there's been one comment about Madonna's supposed divorce. I guess concern was limited and we used it all up the first time.

@StaceyofLiberty: No, it just means onscreen Downey, who is no giant to begin with will now be taller than Rhodey. I'm not down with this legion of tiny Iron Men.

@StaceyofLiberty: We all do, but this is disappointing. Iron Man made a mint. Pay the man.

@UglyBroomstick: No, but she is the first, the most famous and her origin as an Amazon is tied in directly to a struggle against the patriarchy.

Between this douche and Dina, it's only by the grace of god all the Lohan kids aren't doing porn.

@emilyjbean: He was a DJ and after this his claim to fame was sleeping with Rod Stewart's ex, Rachel Hunter and then badmouthing Rod on the Howard Stern show. And in case you don't know who Rachel Hunter is, aside from being a model she's best known as "Stacey's Mom" (and I'm still creeped out about how prematurely…

@stacyinbean is a proud East Coast Librul Elitist: Like it's even been mine since 10th grade. I 'd have to make a few calls to see who has it now. And the balls you can just forget about.

@Jessica: My apologies, but you start of talking about success through Carrie's va-jay-jay, then list none for Craig Bierko whose real success is on the stage, and Justin Theroux co-wrote Tropic Thunder in '08 and was also named the writer of the Iron Man sequel as well, ironic since he played a writer on the show,…

This could have been better, but you didn't put enough research into it otherwise you'd have Justin Theroux here as the premature ejaculating son of Rhoda (and a young writer who once hits on her). Not to mention, David Duchovny was past his X-Files peak when he appeared. And Jon Bon Jovi obviously didn't need the…

@TakeADeepBreath: I was just going to say. It may never see the light of day then suddenly appear on your video store shelf.