I've loved her forever and love her more now. But it's a good thing Dave didn't hear about the "Anne Loves Anal Sex" hoax on the internet. "You came in here through the backdoor, right?"

"Jessica, I'm sorry, but this is just not going to work when I get on the motor scooter."

You're not talking about movie Nora Ephron are you? Because that one is a talentless hack.

@funnyface: You're right. It's embarassing. Which is why I won't even mention the onscreen bitches I adore.

@sarah.not.palin.is.due.in.eight.months: Just remember what they said about Fred Astaire: "Skinny, balding, can dance a little." They've always been morons.

Wow. Look at what drugs have done to his looks. Just say "no" kids.

@MizJenkins: Define chores, because I already do the dishes, mop the floor and clean the tub.

"Hi, I'm Stefan Perry, Steve's nephew."

@LipstickLibrarian: It's never my face I'm putting on the copy machine Hey now!

@ShinyKate: Not to mention for a celebrity like David Duchovny, it's like being an alcoholic at a perpetual wine tasting. Someone is always offering it to you. I pity any female celeb dealing with this who lets it slip out, because if you think people are hard on Duchovny... She'd be branded with a scarlet letter…

@ShinyKate: Oh, it popped up here in past discussions of Eric Benet (who was first seen as a sex addict, but recently admitted he was just being a narcissistic jerk), Michael Douglas and David Duchovny. I think people don't take it seriously because unlike drugs and alcohol, too much sex doesn't incapacitate you or…

@cantstopwontstop: Well, he's choking on one anyway...

Oh, also in the movie, he's clearly dying—-and actually risking dying with his choking scam—-for the affection he never got from his mother, played by Angelica Huston, so it's never really just a "sex" addiction. It's intimacy he craves.

@Papershoes: Are equating an actual novel about someone with a sex addiction with porn?

As a geek I just want to point out he was the physical model for Hal Jordan, the Silver Age Green Lantern.

I'm so all about the Tiny Gay Sailor. Who is that?

@SisterMaryMartha: I'm gonna get my own starship card and a Kirk shirt!

@Dodai: No shit. I get fired, I'm blaming you people because I just. cannot. stop.

@SisterMaryMartha: I hate you all with your distracting cuteness.

I haven't done any work for an hour BECAUSE I'VE BEEN LOOKING AT FUCKING PHOTOS!!!