@westendgirl: This actually happened to a couple of people, including Dara Torres. When faced with the choice to do one more stroke or reach, ALWAYS STROKE! Those are the people with gold.

@TakeADeepBreath: @katekate is squared: @braak: If you think about how RDJ delivered it, it's pretty obvious he's kidding. Not to mention hysterical.

@BicSharpie: Well, the first time I went some woman sat in my lap and kissed me. And apparently did it to another Jezebel as well, so be careful what you wish for...

@BabyJane: I stand corrected! Well played, madam.

@cassis: @special_boots: Unacceptable. At the last meeting here in NYC, I went to the bar to get a drink and ran into two Jezzies I had to drag back to the group. This is the reason we always do this with booze, to calm those fears and lose those inhibitions. So go! You'll be glad you did.

What!?! Not one "pearl necklace" joke? You're slipping, Jezebel.

Rumer, your self-awareness and resilience in the face of public criticism and scrutiny at such a young age has won my begrudging respect. Of course if you were famous for actually doing something rather than just being a celeb kid who parties, you might have had it earlier. Don't any of these kids go to fucking…

@BadenBaden: Well, it's on USA every other weekend (they seemingly rotate Bring It On, Blue Crush and Stick It so someone is big on girl power in programming), so I'll have the chance to check it out.

"Oh, my god! I just realized I left the oven on!"

@MilointheMeadow: She rocked The Devil's Advocate. I knew then she'd be someone. Now if she could only make a good movie. It'll teach her to talk shit about Halle.

@TheGuvnah: I know nothing of gymnastics other than judges are bitches because Stick It told me so. It cracks me up that Jessica Bendinger just abandons the movie's plot to settle a score with them.

See, this is why I like Eva Mendes. She fully admits to being that hot chick in high school with a hot guy who was a bitch. No "Oh, woe was me" stories from her. And you know who else felt unpopular in high school? Debra Messing. Then one of her classmates revealed she was elected fucking prom queen.

@BeckySharper: Exactly.

I think everyone is missing the point. She's not saying any of you should stop what you're doing. She admits she's wrong, just saying that she can't do it alongside you and we should all be grateful not to have this person beside us. But again, what she doesn't seem to grasp is that the reason is because she tried,…

Okay, every time you post "Golden Boys" I think of this song by Res:

@funnyface: That's really a false state of euphoria produced by a near state of exhaustion.

@anastasia beaverhousen: Thank you! Some people are just genetically inclined to get from 50 sit-ups what would take the rest of us 150 sit-ups and an eating disorder.

No, I get her. She's not justifying her feelings, but explaining them and I understand as I'm sure anyone who has tried to excel at something failed does. It doesn't have to be sports. It could be singing or anything that requires innate talent, commitment and a solid dose of luck. But what I don't think she…

@clevernamehere: So basically the mindset is, "Just because this guy and I are hip deep in each other, it doesn't mean we're gay because we've got wives and kids and only gay people get AIDs."

...66 posts and no one has mentioned Moe's little article about unsafe sex from a few weeks ago....