@little stripes: What the hell does Ali's age have to do with it? 16 is still underage, so yes, I would be ranting. And if you were the breadwinner in your family and everyone else was living off you, yes, you sure as hell could have some say in the fucked up things your mom was doing in regards to your sister. It…

I meant to say "It's NOT the fault of the media Jamie Lynn Spears got knocked up at 16." Sigh. And that reply was to Pantani. What's up today!?!

@: And what's the common denominator with Britney and Lindsay? Stage Parents. It's your job to protect your kids, not expose them to as much shit as possible. It's the fault of the media Jamie Lynn Spears got knocked up at 16. Both moms have seen the worst shit that can happen actually happen to the elder…

Like everyone one else, the reply isn't working. That was agreeing with kouklya.

@: Thank you. Ali Lohan is not some average teen girl living a normal life. This is the price of fame and if Lindsay doesn't like it, she should put her foot down (on her mother) because it's her money and fame making all this possible.

I feel for her and her parents. She's 15 and the more I look at her the prettier she gets and any minute now there's going to be a "Countdown To Legal" clock online and she'll be dating some 25 year old musician and no one will blink an eye.

@mknfuss: Agreed. Not to put it past Dina Lohan, but May to August is plenty of time for puberty to work its wonders. Or am I the only person who went to high school with girls who left in June as beanpoles and came back in the fall as Coke bottles? Teenagers experience great changes in a matter of months. Given…

The best line of these roasts will always be Jeffrey Ross's "I wouldn't fuck you with Bea Arthur's dick."

@badmutha: Totallly. "Aw, baby. Why you gotta be like that!?!"

My only problem with the male model book is that it's coming out in fucking mid-August. This is the very definition of summer reading it should have been out in June. Madonna's brother wrote a sleazy book. This dude is just giving us the dirt we want.

Actually the New York Daily News said this guy was crap yesterday too. I was wondering why he'd do this to himself, but as Crash Davis taught us in Bull Durham "The world is made for people who lack self-awareness."

I'm not gonna defend Brooke Hogan, I'm just gonna say how man of us would survive if our thoughts and writings at that age were made public?

@NefariousNewt: It's "The Batusi." Get it right.

I love her loose cannon ass.

The midair stomach crunch. Part of the most advanced workout in the world.

I dunno. If some guy told me he was frustrated with NYC and was moving to India because he wanted to get married, I'd have to lay a little Shakespeare on him, "The fault lies not in the stars, dear Brutus, but in ourselves." Or Michael Jackson and ask him to start with the man in the mirror, because if companionship…

@langtry: I totally disagree. All of this is a result of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. As long as they remain famous and in the public eye, this would happen to her. If she quit and moved out to Montana to raise sheep, every time Angelina dropped a kid, someone would track her down.

"Who the fuck said 'No one's gonna pay $15M for your kid'!?!"

@waxon: Asian-fetishist Chris Isaak who also date Bai Ling and an Asian friend of mind. She also dated Quentin Tarantino who told her not to take any shit about her body while Isaak was an insensitive prick who wanted her skinnier.

I was a fan from the beginning, but like Janene Garafalo and David Cross, she lost me when she decided being funny had to take a backseat to her politics.