Regimen. I meant regimen. Sigh.

@NotCoolEnough: Yes, you are. You obviously have no idea of an Olympian's training regime.

So you're saying a politician was a lying, cheating dirtbag? Well, I'm shocked, shocked. Yawn.

What blew my mind was the commentators saying how great the Chinese were and how the Romanians had fallen since the communist days without a hint of fucking irony. Aside from the Chinese obviously using underage girls, it's called being free, you assholes.

So basically Lisa Marie Presley is talking about her life on the internet and complaining that the internet has taken away her privacy? Did I get that right?

Okay, I just spoke to my dad, but I may have to call him again, because I'm getting a little worried here. Apparently Death needs some talented bruthas to keep her company all of a sudden.

@optical_allusion: You mean to say that no one is speaking in "a softer, gentler, and dare I say, more feminine voice"? I do believe that's the point.

@SisterMaryMartha: Well, actually one of the other jokes is that it doesn't really matter, especially to the guy who talks the most about how down he is with the sistas. When no one is looking it's all "blonde ambition." But I'm giving away secrets so I should stop. Forget I said anything.

@squeakel: And exactly what type of hug with a gay man comes under "disrespectful" to a boyfriend.

@jeseatspoopie: Yes, when I think of how much White women have been held back by their perceived lack of booty and my bigoted contribution to it....

Um, Paris Hilton is a skinny, blonde, rich twit with an unjustified amount of fame and you are a skinny, blonde, rich twit with little unjustified fame. That's the only difference.

And I'd like to point out the irony of talking about a white girl with an amazing ass (sorry, but it is freaking spectacular) right after the post on Beyonce and her light skin.

@SisterMaryMartha: @VictorianDoorknob: It was actually a joke Chris Rock once told about the new threat to Black america today: White girls with asses!

Actually, like every other black man in America he's wondering how a white girl got such a nice ass.

@VictorianDoorknob: Yeah, I'm not denying "light, bright and damn near white" won't help or didn't help her, but Beyonce had the talent and the drive to back it up.

@VictorianDoorknob: ooh, snap!

@MadameOvary: This is usually when someone points outs the irony of this statement by mentioning the mode of dress for the original Olympics. Anyone?

I hate to say it, but she boned Brody Jenner in Cabo. What the fuck did she think the end result would be? Respect? Uh, no.

@topsy: How can you not know the glory of Streets of Fire!?! I LOVE THAT PIECE OF CRAP!!! Shit, I may put it in the DVD player right now! "You and me we're going nowhere slowly/And we gotta get away from the past/There's nothing wrong with going nowhere, baby/But we should be going nowhere fast/It's so much better…

@slowburn: Well, here's something for you to do this weekend: supposedly on the DVD version of Body of Evidence you can see for yourself.