Even though her green laser was more powerful than Hill’s her backup guy had the super powerful Violet laser.

I didn’t know balanced meant only telling one side of the story

Okay, but realistically, there’s no way she’s eaten at a Red Lobster in the last 15 years, right?

It’s stuff like this that makes me skeptical about Aaron Rodgers as far as a human being. He’s an insanely gifted athlete, no doubt about that. But you’re complaining b/c you think you have a reliable strategy for winning a coin flip?

The fuck?

Someone needs to do a black comedy where Best and Jake Lloyd team up to kidnap Lucas, angry over all the flack they’ve caught over the years.

Seriously? Has Russell Wilson’s faith ever hurt anyone? I mean, if that’s going to be your criteria for deciding who to root for, I think the choice between a guy who beats a child and a guy who is a little too pious is pretty easy...

My friend Ray Finkel says that's an issue, but he doesn't seem trustworthy.

The guy who scored the only points for his team blew it? Sounds like everyone else on the team blew it.

They should have just killed two birds with one stone on that call. “Hey Lovie... you’re fired, sorry about that. Now, we’d like to quickly do a 20 minute phone screener for our newly opened Head Coaching position.”

When will Greg Howard come out of hiding?

That dude in Aldo’s corner with the backwards hat...you’d think he’d just seen his family shot in front of him...damn, man.

Are these guys actually funny or do they get special recognition because they are a marketer’s wet dream (young, blackish, hipster). Also, on this site it seems like a bonafide credential is dropping out of a major school (SO MUCH ELSE TO DO BRO! THIS EDUCATION SYSTEM IS OPPRESSING ME!) while actually getting your…

Shit I’m crying right now. WTF? It reminds me of how wonderful my youth was and compared to the hell hole of my adult life.

Guessing A-Rod had receivers with verticals better than 2.5 inches in high school.

I can’t even bring myself to finish Witcher 1, but everything I see related to CDPR just makes me respect them so damn much.

I’m really not understanding how anyone can still be shocked by this at all. The NFL is a company. Companies do not care about your mother, they don’t care about being socially responsible, they don’t care about anything outside of making money and appearance. They care about APPEARING to care about many social issues…

Obviously, the design needs some work, but I think it’s a powerful message the NFL can rally behind.

Shouldn’t it be “Ben-gassy”?