Once you go down that type of F2P shithole and start treating your customers like enemies you can fight with metrics, then there’s no reason to treat your employees any better than your customers, since those are disposable metric meatbags too. This is all the Zynga playbook.

I tend to find pretty much any subject funny if it's done well, the suicide pranks did make me chuckle. Respect to you guys for mentioning talking to someone about it if you're having genuine suicidal thoughts though.

Draw me like one of your French Girls!

Missed some good ones from 2009

Fixed an issue that caused Sims to leave their Toddler inside a bar at closing time.

Alien abductions have been disabled on houseboats if the player has The Sims 3 Island Paradise installed.

"Become Enemies With Child" is an absolutely perfect name for a new-parent blog.

"Become Enemies with Child" wish no longer appears.

Eating specific prepared meals no longer has an impact on an unborn baby's gender.

Children and Teens can no longer die from motive failure while on a Time Out.

here is a thought for that.

He also has a stable of rainbow colored Unicorns. True story! Dennis Rodman even saw it!

He also counted to infinite. 3 consecutive time.

Oh look, one of the masses who thinks someone isn't entitled to their own opinion and must conform to the ways of others!