So, I guess a Rape of Nanking Valentine's party in an Austin Bar would be A-ok.

Your move, Cousin Itt.

Visually more interesting than just walking back after pitch.

13 hours of this (minus the window).

I work at home and because of the nature of my work, I'm constantly on the internet and facing a screen. I purposely have a dumb phone because stepping away from the house helps me exhale a bit and detach myself from the online frenzy.

Is it bad that I'm hoping that the kids exit through a large vagina door?

Yeah, sure, why not. Still 50x better than anything the Biebs would wear.

Yeah, and Lisa Marie's outfit looks great too. Oh, wait.

No yellow beetle, no sale.

There's a missing "d" joke in here somewhere.

Dribbling a soccer ball on a highway? Yeah, that'll do it.

Not to be that guy, but I think you meant "couldn't." Sentence becomes very different with each word.Also, I think this news matters a lot. For young gay sports fans who look up to athletes and straight kids who now know that it's proven in the NBA that it's ok to have a gay teammate. It seems inconsequential to…

Couch Vino.

Not bad. At least those godawful New 52 high collars are gone. I'm also glad Ollie gave up his Gillette endorsement.

Had no idea Beetlejuice was DC property.

Back at ya. If you're curious, evolution & scripture has never been an issue here. When people read the intense "creationism as science" fight in the US they basically scratch their heads about it.

For the record, I don't share that bias. I live in a 90% Catholic country with 99.9% of my friends and family as strongly Christian. I feel that sentiment is more prevalent in the US where the divide is angrier. I am, of course, generalizing and know there are exemptions. The "religious nut" tag is for, well, the nuts…

Not even clever. Try again.

I believe the Giants just bolted to #3 because of Buster and his $167 mil and 9 (NINE!) years.