I'm happily married with a pretty kick ass kinky sex life. I'd totally bang a robot and I'm not desperate. I'm just down for whatever....

Anna Hughes is reported to have said:

*hitachi magic wand grows legs like a centipede and skitters into an air vent*

<—- Not even into women. Would totally make a hypothetical exception in either case.

OK, so this really really depends on how we define "robot." Are we talking an android, as in a synthetic humanoid? If that's the case, then shit, I'm totally in the 1/5 category:

It has to be said, even if it's been said a thousand times before. Angelina Jolie is a beautiful woman.

It's actually a really normal formal invitation, except for the bit about not announcing the locations.

I've spelled it that way since I was a kid. Used to get papers graded wrong for it. It IS an acceptable spelling. Americans are so freakin egotistical.

Actually a lot of formal wedding invitations I've gotten spell out the date. A decent amount of them also would put "in the year of Our Lord, Two Thousand and Fourteen".

For what it's worth, we do say that in the UK.

It's nice at first but then you realize, nah...

SAALLAAAAAAAAD!!

There actually used to be a gay club in Chicago called the Manhole. A friend of mine used to be a frequent visitor and brought me back a t-shirt with this image on it.

Food is not gendered.

...can the menu's tagline be something along the lines of "Featuring eggs over easy, not fertilized"?

"And let's not forget SHe's main attraction: a catwalk where women in scanty clothing perform"

Never have I ever walked into a steakhouse assuming that it wasn't female-friendly, so this trend seems doubly fucking stupid to me.

Conchita, you're pretty great and you sound like a Bond theme. But I'm sorry, for me you still don't surpass Finland's 2006 Eurovision entry: