Pretty much. Cousins has been a top-10 quarterback for the past two years. He did well in place of RGIII when he went down during the rookie season. San Francisco, Houston, Cleveland, and Los Angeles would pay out the nose for top 10 quarterback performance.

Perhaps. But as long as Kirk plays well for the Redskins, it doesn’t matter. If he is in the Redskins system as run by Jay Gruden, he will perform well, which is what matters to both a team that wants to win, to fellow players who want to win, and to fans tired of losing.

Of course. Often because they don’t realize that correlation and causation are specifically academic and scientific terms used specifically in the contexts of science and the academy.

Allegedly, Brown beat Rihanna because she caught him messing around with his supposed weed carrier/downlow partner. Who knows?

Then, allegedly, Aaliyah ended up being passed around between Jay-Z and Damon Dash. Which means that the damage Kelly did to her never really stopped.

As a Washington fan, the very presence of Snyder makes me ill. It is a reminder that no matter how bad James Dolan messes up with the Knicks, the fact that the New York Rangers remain contenders makes him a better owner than Danny Boy.

People forget that those Celtics teams of the 1960s were super-teams. Same is true for the Minnesota Lakers teams of the 1950s, and those Lakers and Celtics teams of the 1980s. Save for dark years of the 1970s, there has never really been a time in which more than two or three teams were strong enough to win the NBA…

Exactly. We like to think of the good old days as being some glorious period of wonder. But in reality, NFL games were as mediocre now as they were then. After all, the league has only added six teams since the NFL-AFL merger, and there are fewer draft rounds than there were two decades ago.

Which is how the Knicks got Ewing and how the Magic got Chris Webber after getting Shaq. The NBA will never let that happen again.

Dogs die. So they aren’t forever. If you want a husband, then the only way you can get one is to first have a boyfriend. Being considerate of boyfriend is one way to show that you are long-term partner material.

I’m sorry, but that photo has all kinds of hot in it. Taylor holding pussy, like she probably does in real life. [Karlie Kloss.]

Basically, what you’re saying is that Lena Dunham is a lying narcissist who makes stuff up, is incompetent at most everything, and throws away animals when they no longer fit her whimsy?

Pretty much. On one side, Gilbert shouldn’t offer jobs to guys he doesn’t think deserve the market average. Because if he doesn’t think that person is worth the money, he also thinks the guy can’t do the job. On the other side, Chauncey Billups would be foolish to not expect the market average for the job. Because it…

One reason is because these athletes lack the resource of wise people with experience in money matters who can help them. After all, these are 22 year olds from impoverished backgrounds who woke up one morning with millions handed to them. Even those of us who come from middle class homes struggle with what to do with…

That would actually be a smart move for the Knicks. Which means it will never happen.

Or Elmira and the rest of upstate New York. Also applies to Western Maryland and Virginia outside of the Occoquan.

You will. But you would be correct. Auerbach had the advantage of a smaller league and a lack of robust free agency. Riley did it in an era in which free agency can bust up a championship roster in a blink of an eye. So Riley gets his credit.

Sadly, pretty much. In fact, a great improvement over the possibilities.

Put Vince Young with the Patriots or the Giants or the Seahawks and he would have had a very long and productive career. This is because all three are high-quality organizations with owners, head coaches and general managers who can bury their egos for the good of the franchise and winning.