History has proven over and over that when a firm buys businesses far outside of its main industry, it has reached the limits of its innovation and is heading to the crapper. Basically, it’s time to sell Apple and start shorting its stock.

Crazy always gets the phone number. Because they may be nuts, but they still have brains. And in this case, she’s also a woman.

Seven? The number is six. Just past borderline average. Not worth the pain.

Hell no! Crazy is bad for both your dick and your life. Stay away from crazy. No matter how pretty.

One of many I have dodged in my life. Too many.

Not shocking. At the same time Michel’le’s video came out, O.J. Simpson was charged with beating up Nicole Brown; commentators such as Roy Firestone were straight-out excusing him for being a wife-beater. And two years later, L.A. police officer Lawrence Powell, as he was speeding toward Rodney King’s car to beat him,…

Because Michel’le is not famous enough to command the box office levels needed to make the film a reality in theaters. She is famous enough for cable television.

Pretty much. Back in my early 20s, an ex-girlfriend of mine messed around with one of her work mates while still dating me (and living in my apartment). Two months later she left me and shacked up with him. Five years later, after I moved out of Atlanta to take a job in L.A., she called me up and told me what happened…

These are professional women no longer in their early 20s. One of them, the former deputy editor of this not-so-fine publication, is now executive editor of Fusion’s Web site. They’re past the days of being able to don scantily-clad clothing without consequences.

Just because you are born into a culture doesn’t mean you know anything about it, especially the origins. Given that black history (especially history of those from the West Indies) isn’t given much shrift in public schools, there’s plenty about which we as black people don’t know.

This is where an Apple iMessage gif featuring Gianna Michaels would come in handy.

Sadly. This is more likely.

Changing the subject is what people do when they don’t want to address either the protest or the substance of the underlying argument.

Ordinarily, I would have a problem with such bans, even on private property. But this is Buffalo, where the fans reach into their girlfriends’ pants, fuck for old jerseys, and piss on little children. This is one time zero tolerance is not only permissible, but sensible, too.

At least Apple chose its porn wisely. Gianna Michaels for the win.

Also let’s note that the reason grass may be the number one crop in the United States is because 1) sod for single-family homes (because when you build houses, you tend to tear up the original soil), and 2) developments within agriculture, which allow for farmers to grow more produce and grain on a single acre than it…

It’s not just about popularity of housing in San Francisco and the rest of Silicon Valley. One problem in all of California lies with the passage of Prop. 13 back in the 1970s. Because property tax rates for existing homeowners are essentially frozen (and thus, little new money can be obtained by municipalities),…

Grass and trees. Space for kids to play. Deer and ducks. Distance from neighbors and their activities (including having sex and holding parties). The beauty of nature itself. As someone who has three-fifths of an acre to live on, alongside a lake where blue heron rest and geese fly about, I love having a yard.

The problem with your argument is that you assume that people want density. There’s a reason why zoning laws are crafted the way they are: Because people, from developers to ordinary citizens, have made those choices. Those choices in law are, in turn, reflected in the marketplace, where single-family homes are…

Exactly. Companies only incidentally benefit society through its operations (which makes sense given the limited sizes of their investor, customer, and employee stakeholders). Their main purpose is to benefit investors and creditors while providing high quality products to customers at competitive prices. Ford’s…