Absolutely. Who woulda thought A-Rod would be the one drilling the bambino in the ass?

And in case that isn’t enough money, he’s now dating Sergey Brin’s ex-wife:

One can only hope that every road team the Yankees play in 2017 will present him with a lovely framed portrait of himself as a centaur.

rooting for A-Rod to pass Babe Ruth’s 714 HRs this year so the Yanks can tie themselves in knots not acknowledging it

So in your reckoning the only two choices are needing to be jump-started or a traditional power?

How can Jed York effectively wear silk? What with being made of shit, and all...

I truly believe that no one has the slightest clue whether Griffin is good or not.

The punishment is insane too. To save anybody having to read between the lines here, I think that testing pro athletes that paying customers want to watch for weed and then suspending them for 1/4th of the average career in their field seems like way too much, I don’t think that the NFL should be testing for marijuana…

So, let me get this straight. We shouldn’t bother preventing game-altering mistakes because nobodies dies if the wrong team wins a game based on an umpire’s error, but we SHOULD prevent uppity minorities from celebrating too much when they do something great because...thousands will be killed, I guess? A meteor will…

That whole bit cracked me up, considering the argument he's making. Watching a grown man throwing a tantrum like a child isn't amusing to me, well okay it is, but more in the "look at this fuckin' guy" manner. Whereas a dude going yard and flipping his bat, that doesn't even factor into my thinking beyond "dude fucked…

“No manager can run on the field anymore and kick dirt on the umpire. That was exciting. That was part of the game. That woke everybody up and everybody loved it.”

I stopped trying to understand the NFL’s backwards PR calculus a long time ago.

“Cam Newton” becoming a euphemism for “niggers/spics/uppity minority” in sports has been really sad to see.

If Murdering Dogs with Other Dogs, and Beating women doesn’t cause a significant PR backlash, why do they care about it at all?

.....smoke weed too much you get suspended for a year but I can assault anyone I want as long as their no video

No. It means it doesn’t merit a suspension.

It’s an interesting question. No, the NFL doesn’t benefit at all from the weed bust publicity, but at the same time when these things happen the league and the team just publicly shake their heads in disappointment at the player. It does serve a useful purpose of allowing the league to take the moral high ground on…

The NFL wants you to get your “highs” in the old-fashioned, manly way: by slamming your head repeatedly into another man until your brain doesn’t work right.

If marijuana was performance enhancing, then I’d see the argument. And if you turn up to work stoned or drunk, then you’re a moron. Or you have a serious problem.