I mean, Mooney can be funny I’m not saying he isn’t but Sasheer isn’t given that same platform. I hope she finds a better place because she’s very talented.

I’m listening to the song right now and I gotta say - This is good pop music.

Also, let me guess....

Just putting this right here...

The call is coming FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.

I can just see those NATO meetings.

Can your father tell me what lotto numbers to pick? If he’s psychic, I want in. If he just knows the behavior of a narcissist, then I still have some questions to ask him.

I have been asking Director Comey & others, from the beginning of my administration, to find the LEAKERS in the intelligence community.....

Once the GOP is out of office, Democrats need to toss the “we take the high road and let bygones be bygones” crap out the window. Investigate everyone. Every Congressman that let this happen, every aide, Spicer, Jared, etc. Hundreds of investigations. The people involved with breaking the laws need to be punished,…

“Mathers must be held responsible for her actions, but if we do not approach the issue as systemic, we won’t achieve much.”

When I was in my 2o’s, I had a cute butt, perky tits and tiny waist. (But no silicone tits right under my chin.) Now I’m almost 67. After two pregnancies and a hard bout with breast cancer 18 year ago, I have a saggy ass, thick waist, poochy tummy and lopsided boobs. I still go to the gym to increase my muscle mass,…

I’m betting Heidi never got an apology.

I don’t think a single person would be negatively effected if fraternities and sororities were all permanently disbanded forever. 

The police officer’s parents are already in the media trying to spin him as a “good father” and a “family man”, never mind that he’s divorced and has two children born within 12 days of each other by two different women.

Here’s Pitt on whether he’s going through a mid-life crisis:

USED TO LOVE BRAD, BUT NOW HE LOOKS OLD. JUST THOUGHT I’D COMMENT THE SAME WAY AS MEN COMMENT ABOUT AGING ACTRESSES ON EVERY COMMENT SECTION ON THE INTERNET. FEEL THE FEMALE GAZE.

And, as ALT observes for the viewers at home, she smells great! Obviously.

ALT fangirling Big Little Lies was probably the best part about all of this.

What ATL was really thinking. - KIM. Who gives a FUCK about your Great Value Brand sisters, I WANT KANYE! WHERE’S KANYE!