The same Emily who continues to claim “Blurred Lines” was somehow about empowering women? Because it seems like she is pretty used to willingly selling bullshit.

forever and ever and ever

Gotta eat 3 squares or rounds if it’s tuna.

I’m going to ignore my better judgement and assume this is a sincere question (although, it never is, when a white person asks something along these lines).

They traded in Jay Pharoah and Taran Killam, both of whom were amazing, for two of the most generic white dudes imaginable—and those two white dudes are now in every single sketch.

“special girls trip”

In Egypt or in some Latin American countries the police and the military rape women. But Kendall is traumatized because people’s didn’t like the commercial she got millions to do. WILL SOMEBODY PRAISE HER WORK PLEASE ITS SO HARD TO POSE STIFFLY.

“The world sees her as this glamorous, sophisticated, jet-setting woman,

I’m in the BDSM community and that’s definitely only something that should be said if both parties have expressed equal interest in it already. Since he sprang it on you and sex has been pretty vanilla so far I can see that being a big red flag. Not for sure, he may just not have tact but the most important thing in…

Chokin’ a bitch out sounds suspiciously close to murder.

“Excuse me sir,” she said. “I know you work here but can you please stop telling people to sit down? This is a music show, if people can’t see then they can stand up. And if you’re moaning about people dancing, then what the fuck did you come to a show for? If I see one more person being told to sit down, then I…

I never knew that Autism Speaks was controversial (although I didn’t really know much of anything about them at all). Care to clue me in?

In the book, she is absolutely presented as just the vehicle through which the family finds out about their mother/aunt/grandmother. She tries to help them, and definitely helps explain exactly what happened (Deborah, for instance, doesn’t quite grasp what a cell line is, or exactly how much of her mother it…

My sister had a meeting last year with a guy who runs a huge music festival. He asked if he could hear her play, and she showed him some YouTube videos. His mind was blown. He was unaware of YouTube. In 2016. My point being that there are a lot of old white male decision makers in the entertainment industry who…

It’s a show that I watch in exactly one situation: when I’m bored at night in a hotel and am trying to recall if it is actually as bad as I think. It never disappoints.

Soooo..this was the first draft of the Big Bang Theory?

Converted Jews are like the vegan crossfitters of Judaism: they can’t wait to tell you about it, nobody gives a shit, and you can’t wait for them to shut up.

Her outcast shtick was fine for like...a minute in 2014. She is average sized and average attractive. She came from money, she will keep having money. She can see herself out.

When women breastfeed, strong flavors like garlic or curry can change the flavor of their milk. Which sounds yucky, but babies actually love it and tend to eat more if there's a little more nuance in the taste.

From a straight lady's experience... no. And I would really appreciate it if they started.