Holding Cosby up as an example of how not to respond irks me. He couldn’t tweet anything that made him look innocent. And blaming Dr. Luke for doing the opposite, irritates my logic gene. He, basically, couldn’t be tainted any worse than he already has been by the avalanche of pro-Keisha celebs, so a tweet or ten…

While you lock him up, please lock up the people who looked at his childish face and thought: “I believe he’s a doctor!” It’s not a safe world for them to stumble naively around in.

So Galliano hates Jews and women. Okay...

I’ll play Let’s dive into Chris’ mind:

“I don’t care who tells me that I am not this and I am not that. I know who I am and I know what Nina Simone means to me. So that is my truth and that set me free.”

Glue-comment sit down-protest, now!

“privileged”

Hating girls when you are 10:

Erm, or it could be a desperate ploy by Husband? He comes on to Nanny, she says no and threatens to tell Wife when she comes home. He fires her and sends himself stupid text pretending to be sex starved Nanny while praising himself?

“Barely Asian?”

Yes, I bet they fed her the “honor your heritage” bull. And sprinkled a little dose of “being out of control is really being in control!” over her. Andy Cohen has a lot to answer for. That should be more to answer for. Unless he thinks putting her in a pressure cooker until she explodes will create good television.…

Is Ariana evil? Tom 1 is possessed. He used to bromance on Jax, talk about his hair and cry when he saw Kristen. Now he’s just boring and mean, which isn’t a good combination.

Let me try some quick association:

“very Asian and subservient”

He wasn’t the only one in the group with those opinions in ‘88. His brother defended these repulsive statements for far too long.

Well, I disagree. It would make her look well mannered. Trashing an ex is seriously bad form. If Denise Richards - saint among women - didn’t say “guess what Charlie did to me!” until the idiot verbally attacked her, no one has reason to badmouth their ex. Had the shoe been on the other foot, and Ben had ridiculed Jen…

So I suppose this goes for both genders, then?

Jen, I just checked the Ex-Lover’s Guide to Not Looking Like a Vindictive Loser. It says: When confronted with the antics of your ex, do not:

Had she been an overpaid male sports commentator accused of videotaping a woman, they would have sent out the usual response:

When Sam Smith tweets, I go through a mental battle against amnesia because he is, by far, the most forgettable guy I have ever tried not to listen to.