I mean, she could be a virtual prisoner, bought and sold to Trump for reasons gross and perverse and I would still not give a fuck. I’m happy to sacrifice one totally innocent person if we can take the lot of them and her fucking miserable husband down. That said, you’re right. She isn’t. And I wouldn’t piss on her if…

Exactly.  She found her path to wealth and will protect it/him.

Let’s me totally clear about this. Melania is an asshole too. Always was. She is not some poor loveless housewife dragged into her life.

My favorite reporter take away on this:

I never thought I’d get so much use out of Gert Fröbe’s bastard love child!

What the stupid fucktard doesn’t understand is that there are at least seven Senate “toss-ups”, 4 or 5 of which shouldn’t be competitive, but are because of his stupid ass.

President Obama did, but not for himself. He simply made appearances here and there to campaign for congressional candidates. But all of the bluster and “flashing lights”, so to speak, were not there.

this thing was in and out

I know I’m perpetually in the grey, so this will never be seen, but:

 these will look at better.

Or, you know when someone is telling you something so disturbing that you just laugh to hide how nervous you are? Could be that too.

Hey uh, the vast majority of us didn’t want this guy. Problem is, a good chunk of those people couldn’t be bothered to get off their asses to make sure he wasn’t elected.

We deserve every moment of this shit. The world should be laughing at us.

I’m sure Hitler did. 

““I can tell you that there are Senate races that we weren’t even going to contest that we’re leading in.”

Ah yes, the political genius says that the GOP wasn’t going to contest the North Dakota race.  Mm-hmm. 

Trump—who is the leader of the federal government–insisted that “the government can’t run anything.”

those cuffs make his hands look even smaller

Trump bragged that he had “a lot of African American support”

Also it’s the one saving grace when people ask Stormy how she could do what she did, even for $130,000.

I wonder if he called in because even Fox News won’t air his rallies - not because they’re disgusting of course, but because they’re no longer ratings winners.

“It was a speedster,” Trump explained. But, he added, “One thing we had that was to our advantage: this thing was in and out.”